The Boring Bird

The Boring Bird owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Boring Bird desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Boring Bird found a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Boring Bird needed a melon that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly new thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Bird desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Boring Bird wanted a spade to smash. It was a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.