The Confused Bird

The Confused Bird wanted a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is fun. Honestly, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Confused Bird had a teapot that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Bird desperately needed a pen that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Bird needed a rubber chicken that they would often break. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Bird desperately craved for a helmet that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Confused Bird desperately searched for a helmet to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.