The Boring Bird

The Boring Bird desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would worship. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Bird desperately searched for a chocolate bar to put on his head. This might appear to be a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Boring Bird carried a pen that they would sometimes break. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

The Boring Bird had a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.

The Boring Bird desperately needed a sponge that they would occasionally smash. It is an original thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

The Boring Bird always kept a wig that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.