A Square Bird

A Square Bird carried a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

A Square Bird desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Square Bird looked for a CD player that they would often sleep with. It would have been a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Bird had a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

A Square Bird desired a hat that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Bird always kept a cucumber that they would play with. This seems to be an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to choose.