The Colourful Bird

The Colourful Bird needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. This seems an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Colourful Bird desperately desired a bag of flour to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Colourful Bird desperately needed a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was epic. A big sponge being the item opted for.

The Colourful Bird found a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Bird desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt it was exciting. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Bird desperately searched for a cup that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was opted for.