The Handsome Bird

The Handsome Bird desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Bird always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Bird found a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Bird desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would drop. It would be a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Bird always had with them a computer that they liked to embrace. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Bird desperately looked for a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A wig was the thing that was opted for.