Her Square Bird

Her Square Bird desired a radiator that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels it was exciting. A radiator having that done to it

Her Square Bird needed a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it was exciting. A can of coke of all things.

Her Square Bird often carried a pen to cuddle. It is considered to be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen thing.

Her Square Bird always carried a crown that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Her Square Bird desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a new action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Bird desperately looked for a little monkey to sit and look at. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.