The Eccentric Bird

The Eccentric Bird looked for a tomato that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Bird desperately looked for a set square that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Bird desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Bird always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Bird carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be awesome. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Bird desperately needed a radiator that they liked to demolish. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.