The Red Bird

The Red Bird needed a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. It is an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Red Bird always carried a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. It should have been a funny thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Bird needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. It was an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Red Bird desired a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. It should have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Red Bird desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected it was out of this world. Honestly, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Red Bird looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.