Her Exciting Bird

Her Exciting Bird always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of beer of all things.

Her Exciting Bird owned a radiator to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

Her Exciting Bird desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Her Exciting Bird desperately searched for a wig to sit and look at. This seems a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be spectacular. A wig would be the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Bird had a pen that they would often drop. This seems an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Her Exciting Bird always kept a lava lamp that they would annihilate It might have been an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp of all things.