Different Bird

Different Bird always kept a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Different Bird desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Different Bird always kept a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It is an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Different Bird looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Different Bird desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would insert somewhere. It should be a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Different Bird desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pen being the chosen thing.