The Square Bird

The Square Bird desperately searched for a teapot that they would often drop. This seems to be an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Square Bird desired a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. It was an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Square Bird desperately needed a bag of poop to hug. It is considered to be a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Square Bird always had with them a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

The Square Bird always carried a set square that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Square Bird always carried a crown that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a new operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.