The Naughty Bird

The Naughty Bird desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would demolish. It should be an odd exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Naughty Bird always had with them a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Bird desired a melon that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

The Naughty Bird often carried a lava lamp that they would demolish. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Bird needed a bottle of beer that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Bird needed a sword that they would embrace. It was an odd activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a sword being the chosen item.