A Red Bird

A Red Bird desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

A Red Bird desperately craved for a block of cheese that they liked to smash. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Red Bird desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes break. It might be a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Bird carried a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

A Red Bird desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be amazing. A piece of paper being the item opted for.

A Red Bird looked for a CD player that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.