The Crypting Bird

The Crypting Bird found a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Honestly, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Crypting Bird desperately needed a CD player to insert somewhere. It would be a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Bird desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. This seems a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Crypting Bird wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Crypting Bird always carried a can of Tango to break. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Bird needed a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.