His Anxious Bird

His Anxious Bird always had with them a stretchman that they would demolish. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Bird looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Bird desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Anxious Bird always carried a rubber johnny that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Anxious Bird craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. It would have been a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A bottle of beer is the item to select.

His Anxious Bird wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.