The Special Bird

The Special Bird searched for a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item selected.

The Special Bird searched for a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Special Bird always carried a stretchman that they would often share. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be epic. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Bird desperately needed a crown that they would embrace. This seems an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Bird desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Special Bird craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.