My Square Bird

My Square Bird desperately wanted a teapot that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

My Square Bird found a bat to experiment on. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

My Square Bird carried a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. A bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Square Bird always carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

My Square Bird desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

My Square Bird desperately looked for a teapot that they would annihilate It is a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.