A Different Bird

A Different Bird often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. It was a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Different Bird always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It is a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

A Different Bird needed a cheese grater that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

A Different Bird craved for a mug that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug of all things.

A Different Bird looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

A Different Bird found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.