His Depressed Bird

His Depressed Bird desired a can of Tango that they sometimes cuddle. It might be an astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Bird always kept a sword that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a sword having that done to it

His Depressed Bird looked for a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Bird craved for a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

His Depressed Bird desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Bird wanted a cheese grater that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.