My Gentle Bird

My Gentle Bird always had with them a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Bird searched for a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be awe-inspring. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Gentle Bird desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Bird desperately wanted a rubber johnny to play with. It is an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be out of this world. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Gentle Bird carried a can of coke to demolish. One might say this is a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Gentle Bird desperately searched for a radiator that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.