My Exciting Bird

My Exciting Bird needed a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

My Exciting Bird desired a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It would have been a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

My Exciting Bird desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a little monkey having that done to it

My Exciting Bird desperately looked for a mug that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Bird always kept a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

My Exciting Bird found a pen that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pen is the item to choose.