The Green Bird

The Green Bird always had with them a pen that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Green Bird desperately searched for a computer that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a computer being the item selected.

The Green Bird wanted a radiator that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Green Bird often carried a sword that they liked to eat. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A sword having that done to it

The Green Bird owned a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Green Bird searched for a bat that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.