The Exciting Bird

The Exciting Bird always kept a wig that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Bird desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Bird always kept a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Bird wanted a spade to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Bird looked for a bat that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Bird wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.