Exceptional Bird

Exceptional Bird looked for a rubber chicken to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Exceptional Bird desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.

Exceptional Bird owned a lava lamp that they would share. It should be a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Exceptional Bird owned a cheese grater that they would share. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. A cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Exceptional Bird desired a sack of potatoes to cuddle. It is a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Exceptional Bird desperately needed a bat that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to choose.