The Foolish Bird

The Foolish Bird owned a cheese grater that they would drop. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Foolish Bird carried a stapler that they would drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Bird craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Foolish Bird desperately looked for a tomato that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Bird often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly new proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels it was simply life. Remarkably, a can of coke of all things.

The Foolish Bird often carried a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman of all things.