The Silly Bird

The Silly Bird owned a sword that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.

The Silly Bird had a spade that they would hug. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Bird desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would worship. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Silly Bird wanted a crown that they liked to smash. This could be considered an original proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to choose.

The Silly Bird carried a rubber johnny to throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. A rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Silly Bird often carried a cheese grater to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it