The Grumpy Bird

The Grumpy Bird needed a rubber johnny to drop. One might find this to be a weird idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Bird desired a mug that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Bird wanted a rubber johnny to experiment on. It was a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Bird desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is epic. Honestly, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Bird always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Bird owned a set of lego that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.