My Naughty Bird

My Naughty Bird often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered it was stunning. A bottle of wine being the item selected.

My Naughty Bird desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Bird owned a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing opted for.

My Naughty Bird desperately wanted a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. A bat was the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Bird found a teapot that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Bird desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.