A Silly Bird

A Silly Bird always kept a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

A Silly Bird carried a bottle of beer that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Bird desperately looked for a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the chosen thing.

A Silly Bird desperately wanted a bat to break. It should be a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.

A Silly Bird desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

A Silly Bird desired a painting of a melon to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.