A Nervous Bird

A Nervous Bird desperately craved for a mug that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Bird desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a lava lamp of all things.

A Nervous Bird always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Bird wanted a bat that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to opt for.

A Nervous Bird looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a strange thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

A Nervous Bird looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.