A Tired Bird

A Tired Bird desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Tired Bird needed a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

A Tired Bird desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be epic. A chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

A Tired Bird always carried a bat that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

A Tired Bird desperately looked for a sponge to worship. It should have been an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to choose.

A Tired Bird needed a lava lamp that they would drop. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it