A Eccentric Bird

A Eccentric Bird owned a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be miraculous. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Bird often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. It might be a different thought, to you, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awesome. A rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Bird needed a teapot that they would demolish. It might be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Bird had a sword that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

A Eccentric Bird always carried a custard pie to worship. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Bird searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.