The Funny Bird

The Funny Bird craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Bird carried a helmet that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Funny Bird carried a CD player that they would often drop. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was sublime. A CD player having that done to it

The Funny Bird always carried a computer that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected it was awesome. Honestly, a computer is the item to opt for.

The Funny Bird always kept a stapler that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Bird wanted a bat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a bat having that done to it