The Crypting Bird

The Crypting Bird found a can of coke that they would often share. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Crypting Bird desperately searched for a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a different exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to select.

The Crypting Bird desperately searched for a teapot that they would often smash. It should be a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Bird craved for a helmet that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Crypting Bird always carried a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Bird owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is an odd operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.