A Colourful Bird

A Colourful Bird owned a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Bird needed a sponge that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Bird owned a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Colourful Bird carried a stapler that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Bird looked for a wig to demolish. This could be considered a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a wig being the chosen thing.

A Colourful Bird desperately searched for a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt it was wonderous. A computer was the item that was opted for.