His Fat Bird

His Fat Bird always had with them a sponge that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. A sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Bird desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.

His Fat Bird desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

His Fat Bird always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

His Fat Bird owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

His Fat Bird looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.