The Purple Bird

The Purple Bird always carried a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a computer being the thing selected.

The Purple Bird desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Bird always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Bird desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Bird looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Purple Bird always carried a pencil sharpener that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.