A Naughty Bird

A Naughty Bird carried a wig that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Bird often carried a radiator that they would occasionally smash. It would be a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.

A Naughty Bird always kept a bat that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Bird desperately searched for a custard pie to put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

A Naughty Bird craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

A Naughty Bird always kept a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen thing.