Her Confused Bird

Her Confused Bird carried a computer that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to choose.

Her Confused Bird always carried a can of coke to experiment on. This seems a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Confused Bird desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Bird needed a bottle of beer to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Bird desperately desired a CD player that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a CD player being the thing selected.

Her Confused Bird wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was epic. A Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.