Crazy Bird

Crazy Bird desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Crazy Bird wanted a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. It might be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Crazy Bird craved for a bat that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Crazy Bird owned a set square that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

Crazy Bird wanted a big sponge that they liked to hug. It should have been a strange action, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was epic. A big sponge being the chosen item.

Crazy Bird found a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A can of coke being the chosen item.