My Purple Bird

My Purple Bird had a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

My Purple Bird owned a lava lamp to drop. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

My Purple Bird desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to select.

My Purple Bird always carried a sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the item selected.

My Purple Bird desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Purple Bird found a melon that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item opted for.