Her Exciting Bird

Her Exciting Bird always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

Her Exciting Bird desperately craved for a melon that they liked to put on his head. It should be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon being the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Bird owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Bird desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Exciting Bird searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Her Exciting Bird carried a piece of paper that they would demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.