The Brainy Bird

The Brainy Bird carried a spade that they would occasionally play with. It should be a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Bird needed a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Brainy Bird owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Brainy Bird had a hat to throw. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Bird desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was fun. A can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Bird desperately searched for a lava lamp to hug. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be fun. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.