My Confused Bird

My Confused Bird desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Bird looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Bird desperately looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

My Confused Bird always kept a crown that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a crown is the thing to choose.

My Confused Bird desired a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

My Confused Bird searched for a melon that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.