His Depressed Builder

His Depressed Builder craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

His Depressed Builder owned a block of cheese that they would often hug. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Builder craved for a tomato that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to select.

His Depressed Builder always carried a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Builder owned a spade that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Builder looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be an odd idea, to many, but not to the Builder, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.