The Exceptional Builder

The Exceptional Builder desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Builder desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Builder, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Builder desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Builder owned a bag of poop that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Builder, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Builder often carried a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Builder looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.