A Boring Builder

A Boring Builder carried a big sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Boring Builder always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Boring Builder craved for a lava lamp that they would demolish. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Boring Builder desired a can of coke that they sometimes break. This seems to be a new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Builder, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to select.

A Boring Builder owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

A Boring Builder found a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It was an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.