The Fat Builder

The Fat Builder often carried a can of coke that they would throw. It is considered to be a funny operation, to most, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Builder wanted a radiator that they would occasionally break. It would be a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Builder, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Fat Builder desperately wanted a wig that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A wig is the thing to select.

The Fat Builder often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea is fun. A painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Fat Builder desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Fat Builder desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.