Warning: All liability waived! All rocketry moon shots are inherently dangerous undertakings. Make your choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your experiment! Protect your privilege to fly rockets by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic. Unauthorized or improper use of this system may result in administrative disciplinary action and civil and criminal penalties. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Knives are sharp! Supervise children as necessary until capable of using without supervision. Warning! Hazardous radiation Class 3 laser. Read at your own risk. LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions stated in this warning.
I hereby demand the reatomization of my reality to cater to my Utopian expectations by the powers granted to me through my system of personal beliefs and sense of entitlement. It's with great grief and pleasure oxymoronically speaking that I use this short written amendment to outline my expectations in detail as to avoid cacophonical misunderstandings.
Warning: All liability waived! All rocketry moon shots are inherently dangerous undertakings. Make your choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your experiment! Protect your privilege to fly rockets by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic. Unauthorized or improper use of this system may result in administrative disciplinary action and civil and criminal penalties. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Knives are sharp! Supervise children as necessary until capable of using without supervision. Warning! Hazardous radiation Class 3 laser. Read at your own risk. LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions stated in this warning.I hereby demand the reatomization of my reality to cater to my Utopian expectations by the powers granted to me through my system of personal beliefs and sense of entitlement. It's with great grief and pleasure oxymoronically speaking that I use this short written amendment to outline my expectations in detail as to avoid cacophonical misunderstandings.
Further Affiant sayeth naught.
Haha, that's awesome!
We are working on it. In the meantime file a claim with Ned.
Seems like I'm gonna have to call Avellante...